As I was making dinner tonight Calvin came up to me and the conversation went like this:Calvin: Mom, I want a cell phone like yours that takes videos and does pictures.
Me: Um, no.
Calvin: Why not?
Me: Cause your 5.
Calvin: Yeah I am 5 and I want to get a cell phone.
Me: Well, you are 5 and you don't need a cell phone and you aren't gonna get a cell phone.
I seriously didn't think I'd have this conversation for at least another 5 years.