These are stories of the real Calvin and Hobbes... Everything you read here is true. Although the boy may not be really named Calvin and he has a monkey instead of a tiger... everything really happens just like in Calvin and Hobbes world.... Enjoy!~

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Not Nice Behavior & Respect

The following conversations took place tonight between the hour of 8:30pm & 9:30pm.

Calvin comes down the stairs for the 7th time I'm sure.

Calvin: Mom, I need to tell you something.
Me: What? That you're gonna go to bed and stay there?
Calvin: No, I need to tell you that I need to be respected by you and I feel that you aren't respecting me at all.
Me: If you would like me to respect you then you need to go back to bed like I asked you all those times again.

About 15 min later he comes down yet again telling me how he needed to talk to his Papa E. I told him that Papa E. was in bed asleep. After the weeping and wailing subsided I finally told him that he could talk to Grandma E. He then proceeded to tell her that my behavior was not being nice and that she needed to come over and talk to be about being nice to him and respecting him and that I needed to show better behavior to him. Seriously, I've got a 15 year old living here. Not a 5 year old.

1 comment:

Nellie said...

Calvin just cracks me up!